5/11/08

FOTD XXI - Summer Has Arrived Part II

The second part of this ridiculously long entry is about this 34 year old woman I picked up at the Wynn. I just got done dropping off five stinking drunk Brits whom I picked up at the British pub, Crown & Anchor (where these wankers go early in the morning to watch football and get piss drunk). Nice group of guys really, the one in the front seat (remember, always the drunkest) was clutching what was left of their $500 bottle of grey goose. On a side note these Brits when they come out here have tons of money to spend, they said they spent $1500 quid just on entry for the five of them to get into Tryst (Wynn's nightclub). Enough about them

After clearing them in the back entrance of the Wynn (which is the entrance for the VIPs and Tower Suites), the valet guy asks if I can take this woman I say of course and I grab her suitcase (definitely some type of gucci or really expensive bag) and put it in the back, open the door for her and close it after she gets in. I assume the airport but she says we're going to head out towards Lake Las Vegas. Woo Hoo it's known as the furthest ride in the city and my first one out that way, it's towards Boulder City and Lake Mead. Generally $60 from the airport. blah blah blah

So this chick is gorgeous, 34 years old and it seems very wealthy. She is ready to spill the beans. Her husband took her out the Wynn for mothers day.

-She's been married for 11 years.
-Step mother to his 14 year old son.
-The Wynn is the only hotel she goes to and gambles at.
-She mentioned something about knowing the owners wife and all the employees there.
-Her husband made a huge scene Sat. and embarrassed her and made her cry.

Her husbands cousin + friend came into town for this past weekend (the cousin is a young girl celebrating her 21st birthday) so he set it all up and got the rooms and the poolside cabana. So while at the pool yesterday, the husband blew up cuz his gorgeous, young, firm, beautiful, refined, stellar wife supposedly bent over (while topless) and leaned in for someone to light her cigarette and he str8 went Richter. Caused a huge scene and stormed out of the pool area.

So this chick, goes on and on about how their marriage is over... and some of the other stuff her husband did which includes...

-Shutting off all her credit cards.
-Taking her 'Maserati' home, basically stranding her at the wynn.
-Returning in 'his' 'Bentley' and giving her a five minute window to leave the hotel or he was leaving her there.

So I'm obviously thinking this chick better give me a huge tip like keep the change for a C-Note. She goes on and says she has 20 horses on her property, six acres developed and six undeveloped, she bought it back in the day for $400K and now it's worth near $10MM... how she's going to Cali and spend time with mum ... Did I mention she was fricking hot.. like hollywood hot.

(I did come up with a fine joke, when asking her which route she'd like to take she said paradise to the 215 and it should take about 20 minutes, after she mentioned she had a Maz, I chimed in that it would take 20 minutes in a Maz but 30 minutes in a Van with 270k miles on it - har har har har - considering her state of mind / marriage it's possible that made her moist)

We get to the house and it is indeed an incredible property with a terrific view of the las vegas valley I drop her off, the fare amount is $49 and obviously she only has $100 bills .. she asks for change and asks for $40 back.. not bad but really, shouldn't she of let me keep the change?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That would be cool if you could get pictures of your FOTD, like a discreet cell phone pic. Too risky though.