2/19/08

29 Days Later

Thank you my good friends for checking in now and then. It has been a busy 29 days driving a taxi and it is exactly what I needed and wanted. My name is HI2SD2LV and I am a Las Vegas Taxi Driver. Crazy yo's.

It was a rough first week, I used too much gas, spent too much time driving around, waiting in the wrong places, missing too many turns but after that rough patch I've seem to caught on well enough.

Starting out, I was given a schedule of Sat/Mon 745-615 Unrestricted and Sun,T,W,Th Restricted. Unrestricted is the most desired shift because you can pick up anywhere and is known as a strip cab. The other four days I would get stuck out in the rest of vegas and have to serve the locals. Locals seem to tip well but you get much fewer rides and make less money.

I hustled the first month and have been given a new schedule of Th,F 745-615 Sa,Su 2am-2pm strip cab and Wed 5am-5pm extra board. This blogger straight dominates the taxi game and just recently learned of the "Industrial Road" strip bypass which I can't wait to use this upcoming week.

This first fare of the day happened this past saturday on my first night/day shift. I got on at 2am and the strip was in full swing. After four or five fares I pulled in to Planet Hollywood. What a beautiful site, no cabs in line and 50 people waiting. I pull right up to the taxi stand and doorman opens the door and two fine ass chicks with some dudes jump in.

Our company has mini vans with two bench seats in the back and we're the only ones that can fit five comfortably. So long story short these two women are porn stars and the men are their bosses (director, producer). And since there are thousands of girls willing to do porn in Las Vegas, I guess the way to the top is to chill with the money men.

Basically, I give them the go ahead to do what porn stars do in the cab and the chick in the back seat performs a nice noisy 20 minute blow job. The guy is like "don't worry I wont make a mess." While the two in the back are busy, I get to talk with Hailey Young and the guy who runs the pr0n site brazzers(dot)com.

Maybe other taxi drivers don't like this kind of behavior? But really, I could care less. So long story short, I drop each of the couples off at different houses (mansions-pr0n pays well) and at the end the benefactor of the BJ leaves me a nice tip and thanks me for being cool. Whatever.

Maybe I am in the right place. After all Ron Paul finished second out here in Nevada.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now you are blogging. No cameras in the minivan to catch such porntastic behavior? What does "extra board" mean? I am staying at Planet Hollywood next time I go up to Vegas.

Anonymous said...

yeah there are cameras and when you return to the yard it uploads and some fools reviews these "incidents" to make sure there weren't any accidents or other stuff they should know about. i recorded 40 seconds for them to enjoy.