3/11/08

FOTD VII - Limo Drivers

Mondays and Tuesdays are my scheduled days off. The last few weeks I've been picking up shifts on those days and working seven days. When conventions roll into town each company puts out 40-60 extra cabs per shift to cover the expected traffic. So being that I normally work days I decided to sign up for the 2pm-12am shift and see how it goes during the nights.

This FOTD is not actually a fare, it has to do with the cock sucking limo drivers that we battle for the lucrative strip club runs. Spe@rmint Rhino is tops in town right now and they pay fifty $$ per person twenty-four hours a day. So it's around 1130 and my last ride of the night and I'm staging at NYNY. After moving up 16 spots or so in 10 minutes it comes to a halt and I get out of my cab and talk with the cabbie behind me. I end up saying that my last ride is going to be a bunch of dudes and I'm going to take them to SR.

Anyways I'm on the nut and sure as shit out comes three dudes already drunk and they have strip club written all over their face. I'm waiting for the doorman to call me up when I see him turn away and in swoops one of those cock sucking limo drivers. These CSLD lurk around the taxi stands and try and do intercept our potential strip club runs all day long. The CSLD offers a free ride to the club in a limo and the three dudes from Chattanooga are tickled pink cuz they ain't been in a limo since their cousins wedding. Nah I'm not hating on them just those CSLD's.

Two shifts ago I did get real lucky and picked up two twosomes for SR runs for two hundred $$. So my tally over the last seven weeks is 6x50 and 3x30 in strip club runs... 3x50 more would of been phat! Fuck those CSLD's.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Post up at a regular casino during peak strip club hours, get to know the doorman. Give him 20% of your $50/person strip club benefit. Booya.